Friday, May 2, 2008

Hi, I'm Rick




Thanks for checking out our blog! The long and short of my story is that I am a talentless hack (just don't ask my Mom, she thinks I am something special). Due to the Bush economy and the lack of respect for labor unions I had to move back home to my Mom's house. I consider the basement apartment as only a temporary thing, seriously six years is only half of a decade. My friend SDuguid and I will be updating our site as much as we can, and since we really do not have much going on we probably will post every day.

The handsome gentleman that you see above is yours truly, I got that sweet sweater from my ex girlfriend (she was blind) for Christmas in 1994. The other day after spending forty-eight consecutive hours playing Grand Theft Auto 4 (which kicks ass by the way) I was able to muster up the courage to go to Dan's campaign headquarters. I had an awesome time there; we talked about music (he loves Hanson), model trains, and we even were able to sign a petition talking about how we did not like the war in Iraq. Did you know that dissent is the most patriotic thing a person can do? I got to run because I think Domino's is at the door.

Whoa, what day is it?


I just woke up from a weekend of some hard partying, and I find out it's already next Friday. Sweet! That Def Leppard tape we rocked out to the other night was killer, RickHead. Let's keep on rocking!

Alright, I just scraped some more Cheeto's dust off of my keyboard, so I think I'm really going at it now. My Arby's application got most of the dust, so I think I'll just trash it.

It's nice to see that Dan is going to run for Congress again. My mom really like him, but she also likes Lawrence Welk so what the hell does she know? I wonder what Danny Boy is going to do now that Bush is leaving office and the War in Iraq is no longer as prominent an issue. Maybe he can remind all of us of his charming personality or how much he "staffed" his way through Washington.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

A Real American Wonk


Thank you for nominating this man!

When we found out that our fearless leader who loves to blame every problem on the Bush administration was going to be the candidate we actually were motivated to leave the comfortable sofa in our Mother's basement and donate some money to his campaign!